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Ionis Ravell
2 years ago
This is one I heard years ago:
"Comrades! Our economy is booming and our people are getting wealthier every year! Statistically, in a year, every comrade will be able to afford a bicycle. In 5 years, every comrade will be able to afford an automobile, and in 10 years, comrades, we will all be able to afford helicopters!"
"But Comrade Secretary, why would we need helicopters?"
"Because if they deliver toilet paper to Kiev, you'd want to be there first, wouldn't you?"
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Zuikerou
Zuikerou
2 years ago
A communist jokes isn’t funny until everyone gets it
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RoK Monster
RoK Monster
1 year ago (edited)
Stalin's favorite joke:
-I've lost my smoking pipe!
-I will find it soon comrade Stalin. -Beria replies
A day later Stalin sits on his couch and finds the smoking pipe amongst the pillows.
-I have found it comrade Beria.
-Comrade Stalin are you sure? Three saboteurs have just confessed to have stolen it!
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Pavel Skrylnikov
Pavel Skrylnikov
1 year ago
In 1937, a man stands at the Red Square and shouts: "Down with a tyrant with a moustaсhe!". Beria, who walked nearby, overheard it, arrested the man and brought him in front of Stalin.
- Comrade, who did you have in mind when you said "Down with a tyrant with a moustaсhe!"?, - Stalin asks.
- Well of couse i meant Hitler!
- Wery good, comrade, you are free to go.
Man walks away, Beria tries to do so, but Stalin stops him:
- Not so fast, comrade Beria. Tell me, who did YOU have in mind?
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Joseph Meltzer
Joseph Meltzer
7 months ago
Here’s one:
When Stalin was on his deathbed, he called Khrushchev by his bedside for a private meeting, and said: “Here, I have chosen you to be my successor. Take these three envelopes, they will guide you. Open the first when I have died, the second when things get a little shaky, and the third when all hope is lost.” And Stalin hands Khrushchev three envelopes. A week later, Stalin dies, and Khrushchev opens the first envelope. It reads: “Seize power.” So he does. A few years later, there is civic unrest, so he opens the second envelops. It reads: “Blame it all on me.” So he does, and things are well for a few years. But after that, the situation with the public becomes hopeless, so Khrushchev opens the third envelope. It reads: “Prepare three envelopes.”
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South Persia Rifles
South Persia Rifles
1 year ago
In 1952, two prisoners are sitting in a Hungarian prison. One asks the another:
-Why are you here?
-Because of political reasons.
-What political reasons?
-I am a plumber, and I got called in to the party committee to fix their sink. And they asked what was the problem and I said: "The whole system is rotten, everything must be replaced!"
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free_at_last
free_at_last
7 months ago
In the USSR, getting a rifle was difficult.
Getting a bullet was easy.
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Marko Ranković
Marko Ranković
2 years ago
YouTube is like USSR, you only get what you'd like 10 years later.
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Jason R
Jason R
1 year ago
My favorite is the one about the painting of Adam and Eve.
A Frenchman, a Brit, and a Russian are in an art gallery arguing over the painting of Adam and Eve. The Frenchman says, "They must be French. Look at how naked and beautiful they are." The Brit says, "They are British. Look how calm and stoic they are." The Russian says, "No way. They are naked, have no shelter, with only one apple to eat, and are told it is paradise. They must be Russian."
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Psyche Pete's Channel
Psyche Pete's Channel
1 year ago
A reporter asks Gorbacev about the status of worlds Capitalism:
Gorbacev responds: "Capitalism is standing on the very precipice of absolute disaster"!
Another reporter asks about the status of worlds Communism:
Gorbacev responds: "Comrade, as you should know, communism is always one steap ahead of capitalism!"
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Dili S
Dili S
7 months ago
Three Soviet workers are put in jail.
They start talking about why they went there.
Why the KGB put you in jail, Ivan?
- My watch do not work well and was late at factory , i was accused of sabotaging Communist production.
And you Roman?
- Oh mine too so, i gave a good margin and was too early. I was accused of being a spy.
Then ask the other two: And you Alexey?
- I was on time at factory, so they accused me of having a watch from the West...
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Edward Giugliano
Edward Giugliano
1 year ago
During the Cold War, an American and Russian automaker decide to have a match race on a course through Moscow. The American car is much faster and wins easily. The next day, the Pravda headline read, "Moscow Race Results: Russian Car Finishes Second, American Car Finishes Next to Last".
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simon james
simon james
11 months ago
In a school in Poland , the teacher ask one of the class kid to name some countries friendly to Poland
- Sure Ma'am, you have Czechoslovakia, Hungary, Romania, China.
- Good Janusz, but you have forgotten the most important and friendly , the USSR ...
- But Ma'am, you said friendly, USSR is even more than that, it's our brother country !
- Well Ok, that don't makes much of a difference ...
- Excuse-me Ma'am, it does. You can choose your friends, but not your family.
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DNA
DNA
2 years ago
Here’s another classic, Stalin is visiting the farmlands outside of Leningrad, he visits one such potato farmer, he asks the farmer “comrade, how many potatoes have you produced?” The farmer responds with “well comrade Stalin, if you stacked them, they would reach god in the sky” Stalin replied with “but god does not exist” the farmer says “neither do the potatoes comrade stalin”
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Gary Heron
Gary Heron
1 year ago
This is one that was apparently told in East Germany.
Q: Why do the secret police go around in threes?
A: The first one can read, the second one can write and third one is there to keep an eye on the
two dangerous intellectuals.
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Psyche Pete's Channel
Psyche Pete's Channel
1 year ago
Telegram from Cuba to USSR: "The whole country is in a famine. Send food!"
USSR reponse: "Just tighten your belts!"
Cuba response: "Send belts!"
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David Monack
David Monack
10 months ago (edited)
The Czechoslovak Premier meets with the Soviet Ambassador and asks for permission to create a navy.
"How can you have a navy? You're landlocked."
"So? You have a Ministry of Justice."
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Knighthawk
Knighthawk
1 year ago
Khrushchev visited a pig farm and was photographed there. In the newspaper office, a discussion is underway about how to caption the picture. "Comrade Khrushchev among pigs," "Comrade Khrushchev and pigs," and "Pigs surround comrade Khrushchev" are all rejected as politically offensive. Finally, the editor announces his decision: "Third from left – comrade Khrushchev."
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Idjles Erle
Idjles Erle
6 months ago
One Siberian asks a colleague, “how was your summer?” He answered, “unfortunately I had to work that afternoon.”
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M M
M M
2 years ago
Glad to see the comments section has turned into a Soviet joke generator.
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Uncommon Sense
Uncommon Sense
1 year ago (edited)
During the Arab-Israeli 6-day war, Brezhnev called Nasser in Egypt to check in.
Nasser: “We fight the Israelis Russian-style. First, a strategic retreat to over-extend their supply lines.”
Brezhnev: “Yes, just like we did against Napoleon and Hitler, too.”
Nasser: “Now, we just wait for the snow.”
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Steve Foerster
Steve Foerster
2 years ago
Two Russians are in line for bread in Moscow.
One says, "We've been here for three hours! I can't take it anymore! I'm going to go kill Khrushchev!" and leaves.
After a short while, he comes back, so his friend asks, "What happened?"
"The line there is even longer!"
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Psyche Pete's Channel
Psyche Pete's Channel
1 year ago
A poll in a communist magazine in 1950s.
1. Who is your favorite historical figure?
2. Desribe in more detail, why exactly is Lenin your favorite?
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Chris
Chris
3 months ago (edited)
"dark humour is like food: not everyone gets it" - J Stalin
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ItsKarl
ItsKarl
7 months ago
An American greets an old Soviet friend:
"Hey, buddy, how've you been?"
"Oh, you know, can't complain."
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SpizawkDaKizowz
SpizawkDaKizowz
1 month ago
No matter whether you agree or disagree with Reagan's politics, it's hard to deny he was a charismatic guy.
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lucy starlight
lucy starlight
7 months ago
A joke I heard:
Stalin is giving a speech when a man in the audience sneezes. He stops talking and asks, "Who sneezed?" but no one answers, so he has the entire first row taken outside and executed.
He continues his speech, but the man sneezes again. Stalin again asks, "Who sneezed?!" but no one answers, so he has the entire second row taken out and executed.
Stalin continues talking, and the man sneezes for a third time. "Who here keeps sneezing?" Stalin demands. "It was me, comrade Stalin." the man says sheepishly. "Oh. Bless you." Stalin says, and continues his speech.
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name
name
2 years ago
This man is so funny! He should run for president
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Marky Accatone
Marky Accatone
1 year ago (edited)
A soviet citizen wants to buy a pair of shoes and accidentally goes into a butcher's shop: “You have no shoes here?”
Says the butcher: “There are no shoes next door. Here we have no meat.
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Michal Tarana
Michal Tarana
7 months ago (edited)
Beria enters Stalin's office and says: "Comrade Stalin, a man is waiting in front of your office asking for a hearing. He says he is a seer and he can see the future."
"Let the firing squad execute him. If he really foresaw the future, he would never show up here."
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Vladimir Ziniakov
Vladimir Ziniakov
3 months ago (edited)
A Soviet guy called Ivan goes to another town and shares a hotel room with three other guys. They buy some vodka in the evening and start telling political jokes. Ivan decides to scare his roommates a little, goes out of the room and asks a waitress to bring a cup of tea to their room in 5 minutes. Then, he comes back and addresses his company:
- Comrades, you should be careful about those political jokes. You know, KGB has mics installed all over the room. Even this ashtray on the table might have one inside.
- Oh, come on Ivan, you're being paranoid.
Then, Ivan takes the ashtray and speaks into it.
- Please bring a cup of tea to my room.
In a couple of minutes, the waitress brings the tea. Ivan's roommates fall silent, finish their vodka and go to sleep. So does Ivan.
In the morning, he awakes and finds himself alone in the room. He comes away and asks the waitress about what happened to his comrades.
- Oh, you don't really need to know about that, - she replies.
- Um, why was I spared then?
- You know, - she tells him, - the Comrade Mayor really loved your joke with that ashtray.
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goonzalo_09
goonzalo_09
5 months ago
Two Russian friends:
- If you had a yatch, would you give it to the party?
+ Yes, I would.
- If you had a Ferrari, would you give it to the party?
+ Of course!
- And if you had a Vespa, would you give it to the party?
+ No no, I wouldn't give my Vespa.
- Why?
+ Because I actually have a Vespa!
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Mr. Garbage
Mr. Garbage
10 months ago
What’s the size of a house, guzzles down 30,000 liters of oil an hour, produces noxious fumes all day, and cuts an apple in 3 pieces?
A Soviet machine designed to cut an apple into 4.
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John GTA
John GTA
1 year ago
In America, when you tell Soviet jokes, everyone die laughing
In Soviet Russia, you tell Soviet jokes, everyone laughing die
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George Ianţa
George Ianţa
1 year ago
Russian couple during Stalin's regime have a baby and need a new carriage. The man works in a baby carriage factory so he figures he can sneak out parts and make one at home. He manages to get all the parts and sets to assemble the carriage. After a while his wife asks what's taking him so long.
"I don't know honey. I've tried to build the damn carriage several times but all I get is a tank!"
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Kosherbeef
Kosherbeef
1 hour ago
I miss this man so very much. The world needs someone like him now more than ever.
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mmiimw
mmiimw
9 months ago
Interview with a Soviet:
Where are you from?
-St Petersburg
Where did you go to school?
-Petrograd
Where do you live now?
-Leningrad
Where would you want to live?
-St Petersburg
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Ionut
Ionut
1 year ago
Yuri Gagarin had to go on a mission quickly. Valentina, his wife, was not home, so he left her a note on the table: "I am going to the moon, I’ll be back in 6 months." All good, he comes back after 6 months and finds a note on the table left by his wife: "I'm gone to buy meat, I don't know when I'll be back."
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tennisblood
tennisblood
4 months ago (edited)
A commissar arrives at a factory to explain the current political situation. At the end of his lecture, he asks if there are any questions. Rabinowitz raises his had and when permitted asks: "Comrade, what happened to butter, I can find it in any store". Commissar replies: "I don't know, but let me look into it and I'll answer the next time I'm here". The next time, he lectures at the factory and asks if there are any questions, Abramowitz raises his hand and asks: "I don't care what happened to butter, I'm asking what happened to Rabinowitz, I can't find him anywhere?"
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Edgar Banuelos
Edgar Banuelos
2 years ago
Q: How do you double the value of a Soviet automobile?
A: Fill up the tank.
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Geert de Jonge
Geert de Jonge
1 year ago
Stalin is wondering: everybody around him keeps telling him he is the greatest and the people love him, but are they honest or just scared to death to say otherwise? To find out the truth he decides to mingle with the common folk.
He shaves his moustache, puts on a whig and goes to work in a factory. He becomes friendly with a co worker and he asks him during lunchbrake: 'Say, comrade: what do you think of comrade Stalin?" The man turns white: "Ssssh! Comrade! Are you crazy? What if somebody eavesdrops on us?" "Okay," says Stalin, "We'll go oustide then." The yard. "No, no, too risky. Somebody may bump into us." The keep walking. Finally, in a field miles from the factory. The man nervously looks everywhere: "Seems to be safe, here." Stalin: "Okay, comrade, now you can tell me: what is your honest opinion about comrade Stalin, hm?" "You swear to never tell anybody?" "Ofcourse, comrade, ofcourse." The man winks him to come closer and whispers in his ear: "Well, actually comrade, I kinda like him."
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ben
ben
2 years ago (edited)
An American, a Russian, and a Chinese are in a car.
They stop to a intersection to discuss which way to go.
The American said “I like capitalism, so let's turn right”.
The Russian said “I like communism, so let's turn left”.
And the Chinese said “I don’t like either, so let’s signal left and turn right”.
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Psyche Pete's Channel
Psyche Pete's Channel
1 year ago
Another poll in a communist magazine:
Question: Do you love the Soviet Union?
1. Yes (Add 2 points)
2. No (Add 2 years)
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masta839
masta839
1 year ago
Brezhnev congratulates farmers on their achievements: “USSR is walking towards success, rich future and communism by 7 mile long steps”.
One of the farmers: “But comrade, there is nothing, we don’t even have cows”.
Brezhnev replies: “well, because our steps are 7 miles long, the cows won’t keep up with us”
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max power
max power
3 months ago
- Comrade Brezhnev whats your hobby?
- Collecting jokes about myself
- How many do you have already?
- Almost two camps
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Criparegneeh
Criparegneeh
1 year ago
Visiting US, Krutshev faked he was angry and about to declare war, just to get a better service in his hotel (he knew about mics everywhere in is room)
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TheEvertw
TheEvertw
22 hours ago
When you listen to these jokes, remember that back then the situation was even more tense than it is now. The USSR was way more powerful than Russia is today, and had the help of many more countries. We could expect tens of thousands of tanks to drive from East-Germany down the plains to conquer the West of Europe, any day.
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spagetti001
spagetti001
2 years ago
"watcha doin, comrades?"
"we're demolishing the brick factory"
"but we need bricks!"
"that's why we're demolishing it"
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꧄𒈙𒁏𒀰𒌧𒌧𒈙t𒀱꧄𒀰꧄𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒈙𒈙𒀰𒀰𒈙꧄꧄𒈙𒁏𒀰𒌧𒌧𒈙t𒀱꧄𒀰꧄𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒈙𒈙𒀰𒀰𒈙꧄
꧄𒈙𒁏𒀰𒌧𒌧𒈙t𒀱꧄𒀰꧄𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒈙𒈙𒀰𒀰𒈙꧄꧄𒈙𒁏𒀰𒌧𒌧𒈙t𒀱꧄𒀰꧄𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒈙𒈙𒀰𒀰𒈙꧄
1 year ago
Did you know that the USSR was actually very ahead of it's time? It's true, the USSR actually had the highest number of vegans and vegetarians in the world!
Not eating anything is technically not eating animals.
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Carlo Simotti
Carlo Simotti
1 year ago
"Hey comrade, have you heard the news? Yesterday a glorious communist regime was established across the entire Sahara region!"
"Oh that's great news comrade! How are they doing down there so far?"
"Uh, they seem doing just fine, except today they reported a sudden nationwide shortage of sand"
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rogobil
rogobil
2 months ago
I also heard of this one (in the ussr there was not a lot of toilet paper): a guy is walking along the street when he sees another guy carrying several rolls of toilet paper, wanting to know where the other man got them from he asks the man "where are you bringing them from?" the other guy answered "drycleaners"
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John Rigola
John Rigola
1 year ago
We need a president who tells jokes.
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Redundant Ideas
Redundant Ideas
10 months ago
Whether you liked Reagan or not, this was a brilliant way to illustrate how dysfunctional their system was back then.
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Captain Hero
Captain Hero
2 years ago (edited)
General Secretary Gorbatchov is going by car to a meeting. Suddenly his driver hits a pig near a small village and stops the car. Gorbatchov gives him 100 rubel and tells him:
"Take the dead pig, go into the village, find out who's the owner, apologize to him and give him this money."
Several hours later the driver returns totally drunk. Gorbatchov asks:
"Why are you so wasterd???"
"Well I put the pig into a sack, went to the market in the village and started telling people - I am Gorbatchov's driver and I killed the pig! And suddenly they started to pour me vodka!"
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GooberBoy XDD
GooberBoy XDD
1 year ago (edited)
I got one:
A man walks into a store and asks the shopkeeper, “Excuse me, comrade, you wouldn’t happen to have any fish here, would you?” The shopkeeper responds, “No, no, no. You’ve got it all wrong. This is a butcher shop. We don’t have any meat. You’re looking for fish shop down the road. They’re the ones who don’t have any fish.”
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Romas J.
Romas J.
6 months ago
As a former USSR citizen I can confirm that the second joke is totally authentic. Never heard the joke about the plumber and the car though.
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JWhitePWC
JWhitePWC
8 months ago
"the four worst things about Soviet agriculture are winter, spring, summer, and fall."
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Psyche Pete's Channel
Psyche Pete's Channel
1 year ago
At home, a boy asks his older brother -
Boy: "Comrade, what does the name of USSR stand for?"
Brother: "Well, U means Union, S means Soviet, the other S is Socialist, P means Prosperous, and R means Republics.
Boy: "But there is no P in USSR"?
Brother: "..."
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gary mcfall
gary mcfall
2 days ago
God bless this man. He is still our best president in the modern era.
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Julia J
Julia J
2 years ago
In Soviet Russia we had 2 TV stations. Station 1 was government propaganda, Station 2 was man from KGB say, 'Turn television to Channel 1."
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ThunderKat
ThunderKat
1 day ago
Haha! There’s something classy about old style jokes. Not cheap or easy. Clever
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The Overanalyzing Cinephile
The Overanalyzing Cinephile
1 year ago
"Is it true that Stalin collects jokes with and about himself?"
"Yes it is true, but he also collects the people who make them"
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ۛ
3 months ago
An American delegate querries a soviet official on the nature of communism.
"You see, in capitalism, man exploits man. But in communism, it's the other way around!"
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Chesnok
Chesnok
9 months ago
"An American dog, a polish dog and a Russian dog all meet together and the American dog starts talking about our country.
He says, "In America you can bark and bark and eventually someone will come by and give you some meat."
The Polish dog said "what's meat?"
And the Russian dog said "What's bark?"
The last part got me lol
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ScottW
ScottW
6 days ago
True story, I had a classmate back in the day who visited the Soviet Union. He met with a student's union for an open discussion. They asked about US supermarkets. They couldn't believe that our stores were full of various wonderful foods that anyone could buy without ration cards. When my friend related that there was an aisle full of pet foods. One of them said, now I know you are lying. Everyone knows that no country is rich enough to make food for pets...this story was related to a group of us be a Marine Lieutenant in Judge Advocate training. He was going to be a military lawyer in other words.
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Roland Tuck
Roland Tuck
5 months ago
Say what you want about Regan, but you have to admit he knew how to tell a good joke.
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Magyar GabeN
Magyar GabeN
7 months ago
International archeologist team finds an actual living mummy in the 1980s. The mummy, who miraculously survived with his camel for over 2000 years tells the archeologsists how he did it. He says that he and his animal got trapped behind debris as the roof collapsed. He had no heart to kill his camel for food, so to survive, he admitted, he had to eat the camel's feces, and the camel had to eat his feces, and they were repeating this terrible cycle until today so that they won't starve.
The Soviet archeologist didn't hear the story too well as he was standing in the back, so he asks his American colleague:
"What did he say?"
"Oh, he just said that he and his camel invented communism long before you guys did."
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Thomas The next Walt
Thomas The next Walt
3 years ago
Who knew that Reagan was a time traveler and Memelord
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Bill F.
Bill F.
1 year ago
Ivan bumps into Igor at Kremlin Square and says, "good to see you, it's been a while." Igor says, "say, have you heard about Vlad?" Ivan says, "no, what?" Igor says, "he's dead!" Ivan says, "dead? I didn't even know he'd been arrested!"
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perekur
perekur
10 months ago
I was born in Soviet Union and i can testify everything he says is truth.
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kcgunesq
kcgunesq
2 days ago
I visited Russia in the 80's and I remember the car joke well.
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Mingyee Hsu
Mingyee Hsu
1 year ago
sometimes, the world needs more jokes than hatred!
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Allan Gilchrist
Allan Gilchrist
2 weeks ago
As President, Ronald Reagan was no doubt a stooge of the financial institutions, but aren't they all. His saving grace is that he knows how to deliver a funny joke and obviously has a good sense of humour. I can't imagine Hitler, Stalin or any other dictator past or present telling funny jokes to their audience and getting genuine laughter in return.
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R W
R W
2 years ago
"Rabinovitch, do you often read the newspapers? "
"Of course, how else would I know that we live a happy life?"
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Gabriel Stan
Gabriel Stan
1 year ago (edited)
Ceausescu returns from a state visit in the Western Europe in his presidential plane. Upon entering Romania's air space the plane starts rattling like crazy.
Ceausescu is asking the pilot:
- What the hell is going on comrade?
- Comrade president, I must report that we've just hit the high living standards of Romania!
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simon fenix1
simon fenix1
1 year ago
Slovakian:
I was the director of a large company. An attractive secretary brewed me coffee, I drove a Tatra 613 to work. Once they came to me to pay 5,000 crowns for the funeral of a member of the Central Committee of the Communist Party. I said that for 5,000 I would bury the whole Central Committee alone. Since then, I have worked as a small business director. My old secretary brewed me coffee, I drove the Tatra 603 to work. I was once accused of not being at the last meeting of the Communist Party. I said that if I knew it was really the last, I would come up with a banner. I've been a master ever since. I drove my own car to work, I made coffee myself. I had a picture of Husák and Lollobrigida on the wall. They told me to hang down the whore. I hung Husák and I have been working in the excavation ever since. I rode a bicycle to work and carried coffee in a thermos. When I was digging, they came to me to hide my bike, that the Soviet delegation would go there. I said my bike was locked and insured. I've been unemployed ever since.
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I I
I I
7 months ago
"Wait, it's all communist jokes?"
"Always have been"
gunshot
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C R
C R
1 year ago
I sincerely miss this man.
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JOHA_LEGO
JOHA_LEGO
5 months ago
Soviet Union: "Stop telling these jokes or I'll end my existence!" >:'(
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KrautGoesWild
KrautGoesWild
2 years ago
Two KGB agents together.
Agent #1: "Comrade, what do you think of our glorious Soviet Union?"
Agent #2: "The same as you do, Comrade."
Agent #1: "Comrade, you are under arrest!"
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Jonathan Cineus
Jonathan Cineus
6 months ago
I’d love to laugh at these jokes here in my country but I want to live.
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RT Garbage
RT Garbage
1 year ago
In the USSR, a man goes into a shop and says “You don’t have any meat?” The shopkeeper says: “No, we don’t have fish. It’s the store across the street that doesn’t have meat.”
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jarmo tverin
jarmo tverin
1 year ago (edited)
Trump should do some commie jokes too!
True story from Soviet Estonia: one man was once hired to be a cable ferry guard, years went by and one day the ferry was gone, he continued in the job 10 more years even after someone took the ferry away.
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Andy Howlett
Andy Howlett
6 days ago
What a guy. I don't know what the feeling was over in the States, but I loved him.
ly776 Classic Vinyl
ly776 Classic Vinyl
2 weeks ago
Couldn't stand his politics - but he could speak, and he could tell a good joke, and laugh at himself.
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Markus Oberndörfer
Markus Oberndörfer
1 year ago
It is a remarkable sign of a good president, that everybody can lough about his jokes.
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Das Boot
Das Boot
2 weeks ago
My favorite president ever,,,, made lots of money during his administration,but in all honesty he was funny and great at being human.
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Shadyy
Shadyy
3 years ago
Dang...Reagan dropped Soviet Jokes harder than the Berlin Wall in 1991
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Titanium Steel
Titanium Steel
1 year ago
An American is visiting the Soviet Union. He’s taking a train from Leningrad to Kiev and listening to his handheld radio when a Soviet man leans over to talk to him.
“You know, we make those better and more efficiently here in the Soviet Union,” he says.
“Oh?” Says the American.
“Yes,” the Soviet man responds. “What is it?”
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Scott Evers
Scott Evers
4 days ago
His jokes never get old. Just wish you were here today R. Reagan. Miss you sir.
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Kayode Ogunmefun
Kayode Ogunmefun
1 day ago
Let’s not forget, Ronald Reagan was an actor before he went into government. He was made for this.
Ernest Robles
Ernest Robles
1 year ago
President Reagan was my first Commander in Chief back in 1982. I dearly miss him!
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Jeff Lo
Jeff Lo
2 days ago
1:28 I love him for that line 😄 that's me, thinking about something funny but I know, my wife wouldn't like the joke....
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Matthew Campbell
Matthew Campbell
6 years ago
When you're Russian, there's no time for Stalin.
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D S
D S
1 year ago
President Reagan was my childhood idol. In fifth grade I was infatuated with him as a powerful leader of the free world , he was strong, powerful with humility. I looked up to him what a leader should be.
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ADOLFO HERNANDEZ
ADOLFO HERNANDEZ
1 day ago
This guy is awsome, what a shame they don´t make them like him anymore!!😐😑😐😑😐😑
Faut qu'ça bêle !
Faut qu'ça bêle !
3 days ago
He was simply brilliant
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Timothy Lamoureux
Timothy Lamoureux
1 year ago
Man I miss this man he was a GREAT PRESIDENT
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Was here
Was here
1 month ago
That's one of the best stand up comedy I've ever seen!
Angry People Media
Angry People Media
2 years ago
She: "Come over!"
Stalin: "I can't, I'm sending people to gulag!"
She: "My parents aren't home!"
Stalin: "I know!"
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The MK
The MK
1 year ago
“Is this it? Is this really the Communist Utopia?”
“Oh hell no, things are going to get a lot worse”
Gold
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Μάνος Καλατζής
Μάνος Καλατζής
2 years ago (edited)
Hans, a man from West Germany decides to move at Eastern Berlin. His mother tells him:
Hans, my boy. From the first moment that you cross the Iron Fence, you are in dangerous territory. Don't dare to write me that there is something bad in a communist country. In your letters, you will use a blue pen if you are telling me the truth, and red pen if you are lying.
About 2 weeks later, the first letter arrives, and every word is blue.
My dear mother,
The 2 weeks that have passed were enough to make me love the East Germany. The people are great, the system cares about everyone, and generally, there is a very pleasant atmosphere. The only negative is that I can't find red pen anywhere.
Edit: Thank you all 700 people who liked the joke. I have never recieved so many likes
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Bruce1956
Bruce1956
1 year ago (edited)
A president that can speak in sentences, amazing. A man from another time.
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Naveen Yadav
Naveen Yadav
15 hours ago
Good times when American presidents were sharp and had a sense of humor
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Peter-Peter
Peter-Peter
3 hours ago (edited)
Good, clean, wholesome jokes told at a time where people had a sense of humor. If Reagan told these jokes today, the soy-culture would have run for their nearest safe-space, followed by 6 months of therapy, an increase on their medication, plus an attempt at cancelling Ronnie on the grounds of being mean.
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Shura Site9
Shura Site9
2 weeks ago
"People ask me, 'Do they have television in Soviet Russia?' and I say, 'Yes, but it watches you.'" --Yakov Smirnoff
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Jovan Novakovic
Jovan Novakovic
7 months ago
It's 1945.
In a British military base in France Americans come to show their advanced new technology.
They make a swear word counter.
After someone curses 10 times it makes a spin.
They tested it on their soldiers and after one day the counter says that it spinned 10 times.
Now they hid it in s British bunker,and after a day has passed they come back to see that the counter says 30 spins.
They want to show their technology to their Soviet buddies so they go to a Soviet bunker and place the counter on the desk.
After a day a Soviet soldier calls the American that brought the swear counter and tells him that he has to come back to the bunker immediately.
The American opens the door and gets slapped by the Soviet soldier when asked why,the Soviet guy says:
"Don't you see how fucking cold it is in here? Why the fuck did you bring a fan?"
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jekich
jekich
1 year ago (edited)
A man goes shopping in a Moscow supermarket, mumbling to himself:
-There's no eggs, no milk, no bread. no meat...
A policeman hears that, approaches him and says:
-Comrade, if you keep talking like this I will hit you in the head with my pistol!
The man replies:
-Jesus!We ran out of bullets too?!
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Graham
Graham
6 days ago (edited)
The "car delivery in 10 years" joke was a favourite joke in the DDR (the old East Germany). I was living and working in Germany when the Berlin Wall came down and a huge number of the East Germans came to the west.
EDIT: An interesting fact that not everyone knows is that Putin was a soviet spy in East Germany and speaks extremely good German!
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comcastjohn
comcastjohn
1 year ago
He was one of the best presidents the U.S. ever had. You can tell he loved our country, mind, body and soul. Rest In Peace sir. 😔
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Shura Site9
Shura Site9
2 weeks ago
"The first time I went to American restaurant they asked, 'How many in your party?' and I said, 'Six hundred million.'"
--Yakov Smirnov
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Suramya Pokharel
Suramya Pokharel
1 year ago
Back when presidents told jokes instead of becoming one.
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Albion my l
Albion my l
1 day ago
Compare to the recent presidents, Reagan was a good one...
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Jackson Zinn
Jackson Zinn
1 year ago (edited)
We should have known communism wouldn't work. There were a lot of red flags.
Edit: people aren't getting the joke
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Gary Fernandez
Gary Fernandez
7 days ago
Oh how I long for the good old days when we had a real leader who also had a personality.
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vtwright139
vtwright139
7 hours ago
One day a Soviet cosmonaut and an astronaut from the US, are having their lunch on the International Space Station, and the Astronaut is explaining how they have been working so hard to make this pen that works in space but they couldn't get it to work because of the low gravity. The cosmonaut said: "Hmmm, interesting." "How are you guys on your side doing trying to solve this problem?" asked the Astronaut. "We have solved this problem many years ago comrade." Replied the Cosmonaut. "I don't believe it," exclaimed the astronaut in disbelief, "we've spent billions trying to solve the problem over two decades. How did you do it?" The cosmonaut turned to him and said "We use a pencil."
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Martin tonge
Martin tonge
9 days ago
I would love your take on the current situation Ronnie..........brilliant president , genuine guy. RIP.
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Evgeniy Kazannikov
Evgeniy Kazannikov
1 year ago
At the memorial service for Suslov, his attending physician speaks:
- Our main enemy - sclerosis - snatched the best son of the fatherland from the ranks of the builders of communism!
- Our main enemy is indiscipline, - Brezhnev grumbles, - we have been sitting for an hour, but Suslov is not there.
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Lucas Harvey
Lucas Harvey
8 days ago
Republicans then: ^^^^
Republicans now: "You know, you really got to give it to Putin, he really is a genius."
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Philip R
Philip R
1 year ago
Q: Why are ex-KGB operatives the best cab drivers?
A: You just tell them your name - they know where you live!
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david sevenbros
david sevenbros
18 hours ago
Oh I do miss that man, especially in times like these.
R W
R W
2 years ago
"What nationality were Adam and eve? "
"They had nothing to wear, they Shared an apple, and they thought they were in heaven, Soviet of course."
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zirak93 - 2
zirak93 - 2
1 day ago
If Reagan had nothing else, he had a great sense of humor. Hahaha
Ted Jr. Sullivan
Ted Jr. Sullivan
3 days ago
Back when being an American 🇺🇸 meant something. It should still be. Even being born here is hitting a lottery ticket. You can do anything all you have to do is reach out and accept your destiny. Not every country is this way. The worst country I was ever in during my years of service was Iraq. Those children don’t have a winning ticket, but there’s nothing worse than a whining American that’s too lazy to make their dreams happen.
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ourafilmes.com
ourafilmes.com
3 days ago
This is a true "joke" that was said in the USSR in the 60s.
-Hey look - Dimitri has still not been arrested... Let´s denounce him!
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TheCherrybuster
TheCherrybuster
1 year ago
This's effing hilarious! I grew up in the USSR and have never heard these jokes
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Tamerlan User
Tamerlan User
2 months ago
Imagine what North Korean jokes are going to be like after the collapse of the communist regime
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Arik Borisov
Arik Borisov
2 years ago (edited)
This one is from the union too:
Old man walking down the red square and says loudly thanks Stalin for happy childhood then a man says to him"but Stalin wasn't ruling when you was a child" the old man said "for this I thank him"
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Johnny Mac
Johnny Mac
3 days ago
Reagan was a great joke teller! My favorite was the one about how Trickle Down Economics would be good for America and the working class! 🤣🤣
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abcde
abcde
5 months ago (edited)
it kind of reminds everyone that at the end of the day, the country you might be at odds with still has normal people who share a lot of things with you
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bigverybadtom
bigverybadtom
4 months ago
Ironically, I read a biography of Khrushchev which said that of all the Soviet and Russian leaders up to Yeltsin, he was the only one with any degree of popularity among Russians. BTW, it wasn't the Cuban Missile Crisis that brought down Khrushchev, but his industrial and agricultural blunders.
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bareq1981
bareq1981
1 day ago
Adjutant knocks on Stalin's office door:
- comrade Stalin, there's a fortune teller waiting, he insists to talk to you, he claims to know the future.
Stalin looked up, puffed at his pipe, and said:
-send him to a labour camp, had he really known the future, he wouldn't have come...
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Dave Henderson
Dave Henderson
16 hours ago
Reagan is one of the few Republicans i actually like.
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Dhimas Pratama Rizki Syahputra
Dhimas Pratama Rizki Syahputra
2 years ago
Communist jokes are like foods, not everyone gets it
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tachikoma kusanagi
tachikoma kusanagi
1 year ago
I grew up in this era. I was young but aware that Reagan was portrayed as some sort of barely sentient fool who somehow was to blame for all of Americas failings. Just watching this clearly shows that he was possessed of a great wit and intellect. I guess i grew up in a capitalist country with a communist press.
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Chicken Draws Dogs
Chicken Draws Dogs
7 months ago
If they ever make a movie about this man, Bryan Cranston would be perfect for the role.
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Steve Jordan
Steve Jordan
4 days ago
An FSB officer finds Russian judge simply apoplectic with laughter.
When the judge is recovered enough to speak, the agent asks, "What's so funny?"
The second wheezes, "The funniest Putin joke I have ever heard."
"What was it? Tell me!"
"I can't. I just sent the man who told it to Siberia for life."
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natalieadam2
natalieadam2
2 weeks ago
I was going to meet this great man in 1994 and tell him him my entire 4th grade class prayed for him on that dark day.. Sadly, Mrs Regan informed the event organizers that he would not be able to make it do to his declining health. I was very sad not because I would not get to shake his hand, but because he was battling his malady.
Marxist Hunter
Marxist Hunter
4 months ago
A worker was standing in line for the liquor store he says “ I had enough I’m going to kill Gorbachev hold my place in the line” he leaves and comes back two hours later and his friend says “did you kill him “ he replies “no the line was longer “
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SpectatorAlius
SpectatorAlius
2 years ago (edited)
The Romanian jokes from the Iron Curtain days are even funnier!
One of my favorites: Minister Zaroni is talking to the man arrested for inventing jokes about him. He asks, "are you the one who made up the joke about the game of 'ting tong'? The arrested man chuckles and says, 'yes'! Zaroni then asks, "are you the one who made up the joke about me carrying my dirty socks to the concert?" The arrested man laughs even hard, slaps his knee and says, 'yes!'. Finally Zaroni says to him, "But don't you understand I am a Minister?” The man replies, "oh, I did not make up that joke"!
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Aberama Gold
Aberama Gold
1 year ago
You gotta love Ronny; he was always quick with a joke and the rest of the world was scared to death of him.
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BlueMorningStar
BlueMorningStar
3 years ago
I heard a good one once.
Two Russians are sitting at the bar having a couple drinks. The first one pounds his fist on the counter and says to his friend, "You know, for all the propaganda we hear, I still don't even understand the difference between communism and capitalism. Both only make people miserable!"
"Comrade!" says his friend, aghast. "How can you even say that? The two are complete opposites!"
"How's that?" asks the first man.
"Well, under capitalism, man oppresses his fellow man," says his friend.
"And under communism?"
"Other way around."
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Secretary of Gaming
Secretary of Gaming
3 months ago
Hmmmmmm
"The Soviets have a great sense of humor, and they're cynical about things in their country."
Sounds familiar
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blastman8888
blastman8888
1 year ago
Love Reagan never forget him.
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stenovitz
stenovitz
3 days ago (edited)
Oh boy this vid tells us these sad days just HOW much we badly need the disarming attitudes of Gorba and Ronald. Instead we currently have this dangerous conflict-seeking and destabilizing man who over the past two decades now has ensured himself to have far more personal powers in his office than Podgorny, Brezhnev, Gorbachev or Yeltsin combined. The Duma is reduced to nodding dolls, not daring to speak against him. So tragic. Feels worse than the fear in the cold war days of my childhood in the 70ies and 80ies.
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Francisco
Francisco
1 year ago
People clap to him like he was a stand up comedian, awsome
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Tn Nguyen
Tn Nguyen
5 months ago
Lovely Mr.Reagan. I wish he's still vividly alive.
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Tal
Tal
2 years ago
A judge comes out of his Moscow courtroom laughing hysterically.
A fellow judge looks on in puzzlement and asks him what's so funny.
"I just heard the best joke ever!"
"Oh yeah? Let's hear it."
"No can do. I just gave the guy ten years in prison for telling it!"
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Salmon
Salmon
1 year ago
An American businessman opens a fast food restaurant in Moscow. A lot of people are queueing for service. General Secretary Gorbachev is not happy about this. He says to the people: "Every rub you spend for imperialism will become a bullet shooting at your motherland!". On the next day, the waiting line becomes ten times longer.
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Michael Murphy
Michael Murphy
1 year ago
that was great, never laughed so much in a long time, thanks.
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sandgroper
sandgroper
4 months ago
What a great orator.love the jokes in the comments, brilliant people 👏
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Markintosh
Markintosh
1 year ago
Wow, I never knew Reagan was so informed in Russian humour:)))
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HIWATT Steve
HIWATT Steve
9 days ago
5:04. Imagine a President that had the balls to joke about this. Is it BETTER? No it is WORSE, exactly like the man said. Love him or hate him.
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Giga Gerard
Giga Gerard
5 years ago
They don't make politicians like Reagan anymore.
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Maurice Chevalier IV
Maurice Chevalier IV
5 months ago
That first joke absolutely KILLED! Can you image Joe Buffoon Biden attempting any of these jokes? We miss you Ronnie!
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N Gauge England -Synthematix-
N Gauge England -Synthematix-
1 year ago
I liked reagan, he was a decent bloke and a great actor
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Steel
Steel
8 months ago
The plumber joke was actually pretty funny lol
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Hans van Dijk
Hans van Dijk
3 days ago
Another one...
A high Soviet official was allowed to visit the US in the 50s. After his 1-week visit he returned to the USSR. He was invited by Chrustiev to tell his story.
Chrustiev: What have you done over there in the US?
Official: I studied the death struggle of Capitalism, comrade.
Chrustiev: Good, good! And what is your conclusion?
Official: What a magnificent way to die...
Greetings from the Netherlands 🇳🇱.
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Hannerie Boshoff
Hannerie Boshoff
7 months ago
World: You sent a dog up to space, good job USSR!
USSR: I know. Its very epic!
World: So, when can you bring it back?
USSR:
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Valor Gaming
Valor Gaming
5 years ago
I actually heard another version of joke about dogs:
Capitalist, socialist and communist arranged a meeting. Socialist came late.
Sorry for being late, I was standing in a queue to get some sausages.
Capitalist: What's queue?
Communist: What's sausages?
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reza mohamad akhavan_abdollahian
reza mohamad akhavan_abdollahian
4 months ago
May his soul rest in peace.
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CheerNo Crow
CheerNo Crow
3 years ago
I'm a Russian, can confirm that my grandfather who lived in a Soviet Union tells stories like these constantly. And yes, in Soviet times you could get killed for jokes like these, they were called "anti communist propaganda"
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johnmuckleroy
johnmuckleroy
1 year ago
I used to think the world of this guy until I found out that he started taxing social security in 1983.That really throws it all into perspective.
4 Gbr Split.
4 Gbr Split.
2 weeks ago
One of the Best US presidents EVER.
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Southern Tiger
Southern Tiger
3 weeks ago
Wish we had him in office!
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Vladimir Putin, Dreadlock Rasta
Vladimir Putin, Dreadlock Rasta
6 days ago
As Hank Hill said, "I miss voting for that man."
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jack phillips
jack phillips
7 months ago
Stolen from HBOs Chernobyl:
What’s as big as a house, burns 20 liters of fuel every hour, puts out a shit-load of smoke and noise, and cuts an apple into three pieces?
A Soviet machine made to cut apples into four pieces!
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mateuszmattias
mateuszmattias
2 years ago
My favourite is still this one:
A man comes into a store in Moscow and says "I would like to buy half a kilogram of meat", The girl behind the counter says "You went into the wrong store, it's in the store across the street that there's no meat. In this store there's no milk."
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ChoccyMilk
ChoccyMilk
1 year ago
Man do I miss Reagan!!! RIP Mr. President
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Jakob Holgersson
Jakob Holgersson
1 year ago
My relative (from Poland) told me this little anecdote.
She went to a shop to get some new underwear. These were of a nicer variety and as was so common in communist countries, luxury type items would run out quickly. So she knew a person who worked at the shop and she told her when they would arrive. So she came early in the morning and the undies weren't on the shelves yet. So she walked up to an employee and asked if she could get a pair. Communist workers were less than keen to do any real work, so instead of getting them for her, this employee started making excuses. At first this person said that they didn't have any such product, but when she told him that she had found out from this employee, there were excuse after excuse. Eventually this smart ass retorted with "What do you need panties like that for anyway". My relative got pissed off and said "For my ass!"
worldwideinterests1
worldwideinterests1
16 hours ago
Ignoring US party politics for half a second, SURELY there are some good Russian jokes out there - Anyone??
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Different Saturner
Different Saturner
9 months ago
This joke is delivered about 10 years later! Great man great stories. He came from Hollywood, he's always living there. We used to joke like these but liked it to hear from a President! Thanks from Great Britain (Sat 15 May 2021 17h11)
Decent ar
Decent ar
9 months ago
Reagan, USA needs you!
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·
1 year ago
"We pretend to work, and they pretend to pay us."
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maestromaestro
maestromaestro
11 months ago
In 1976, a man walks into a store, looks at the shelves as says: "You don't have any meat, do you?" The woman behind the counter answers: "No, we don't have any cheese here. Where they don't have meat is across the street".
An oldie, but still a goodie.
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Cynthia Stogden
Cynthia Stogden
11 months ago
Absolutely brilliant. First time I have laughed for weeks.
Ron Catton
Ron Catton
2 days ago
Thats exactly what has gone missing from this world...'Humour'...!!
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Richard Galli
Richard Galli
1 year ago
thanks sir [& Gorby][& Yeltzin] for bringing peace to our great countries without a shot! It meant something to a kid living in the world's largest ICBM field - Great Falls MT
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Ahmad Basir
Ahmad Basir
7 months ago
A great President. My favourite president of the USA.
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Сергей Воробьев
Сергей Воробьев
1 year ago
- So you bring rifle to the meeting and tried to kill Khrushchev?
- Yes, I did.
- You have a good rifle. You were in a good position. How did you miss?
- Once I prepare my rifle people around saw that. They grabbed my rifle and said: "Let me! Let me do that!!!"
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robert marlow
robert marlow
3 days ago
Here's the root of today's problems; Putin was a young KGB officer when he heard these so called jokes ridiculing Russia!
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Kantstenchon themel
Kantstenchon themel
2 years ago
In an obscure town of central USSR a guy enters a shop and asks to the shopkeeper:
-I'd like a loaf of bread, please.
-I'm afraid you're mistaken Comrad, here is the shop without meat.... the shop without bread is next door.
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ben pointer
ben pointer
3 minutes ago
When Reagan was in office me & my fellows thought him to be Satan personified. Now that I am more mature I really miss his wit and how he could get a "mature" press to laugh with him.
Se Un
Se Un
6 months ago
Reagan was an actor, comedian and a president of the United States.
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Darryl Bunch
Darryl Bunch
11 days ago
Reagens biggest joke was taxing social security.
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Just Call Me Bookworm
Just Call Me Bookworm
1 year ago
Damn, that's funny. I've got a new appreciation for Reagan.
Rebekah Dahl
Rebekah Dahl
22 hours ago
2022. We really need another Ronald Reagan right now. Sadly, we're stuck with a far worse version of Jimmy Carter.
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EVIL UBUNTU
EVIL UBUNTU
5 years ago
In America, you always find a party. In Soviet Russia, Party always find you!
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David Morse Music
David Morse Music
4 months ago
You don't have to approve of his policies, but we all agree he can tell a joke.
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Sagarmatha
Sagarmatha
1 year ago
A soviet overseer was going to inspect a collectivised farm and have a talk with its man in charge. The man says " The crop has been so good this year, the wheat is up to gods knees!"
The overseer replies "There is no God."
"Well good, because we have no wheat."
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Geoff Bell
Geoff Bell
1 day ago
Obviously got re-elected so many times because of his jokes
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yorkaturr
yorkaturr
1 year ago
It's amazing how much Reagan sounds like Jack Nicholson. Some sort of voice range and intonation.
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Leon Goodenough
Leon Goodenough
5 days ago
The last joke has not aged well 😂
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Agu Kokobaba
Agu Kokobaba
2 years ago
1 in 7 russian families are sad because of this
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Peter Mills
Peter Mills
16 hours ago
He certainly had a warm personality.
blckbldng
blckbldng
1 year ago
cant believe how soft spoken he is
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Real American
Real American
8 months ago
Love him or hate him, Reagan WAS funny.
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Paul Muad'dib
Paul Muad'dib
7 days ago
We need him back!
John Ryder
John Ryder
3 days ago
In the USSR you could choose any job you wanted, whether you liked it or not.
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Edgar Banuelos
Edgar Banuelos
1 year ago
Ten years later the Soviet union had already fallen. So this begs the question.
Did he still get the car?
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NΞWDORIΛ
NΞWDORIΛ
5 months ago
This guy is first and foremost an entertainer xD
Muhammad Fadhil Nurhafiz Wangsapraja
Muhammad Fadhil Nurhafiz Wangsapraja
2 years ago
"There are four things wrong with soviet agriculture - spring, summer, fall, and winter."
- Ronald Reagan
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MIAMIBOYCJ
MIAMIBOYCJ
1 year ago
this dude Regan was one of the greatest
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jose peixoto
jose peixoto
6 months ago
Thanks,Mr Reagan,the actor...you do have a way with speech;
---Lots of comments down here,they turned into a generator of Soviet funny jokes, but actually it was no joke to live in the USSR then, and it still isn't, Putin is now the gawd there.
SavedByFaithInJesus
SavedByFaithInJesus
5 hours ago
The Past: The President told jokes.
The Present: The President is a joke.
J̅o̅s̅e̅p̅h̅ S̅e̅e̅d̅
J̅o̅s̅e̅p̅h̅ S̅e̅e̅d̅
1 year ago
Some great Cold War era jokes from our Eastern friends lol
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Denny Johnson
Denny Johnson
8 days ago
He's good at telling jokes!
Balázs Kovács
Balázs Kovács
2 years ago
An old man walks up to a guard at the Kremlin...
"Good day to you comrade, I´d like to talk to Stalin"
"But grandpa, comrade Stalin died long ago!"
The next day, the old man is there again...
"Good morning, I´d like to talk to Stalin"
The guard, slightly annoyed:
"Like I said, comrade Stalin died years ago"
The day after, he´s there again...
"Good morning, I´d like to talk to Stalin"
The guard, now pissed off...
"But I told you Stalin died ages ago, why the hell do you keep asking for him?!"
"´Cause it´s so bloody GOOD to hear! "
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Sheildaig Bencher
Sheildaig Bencher
5 months ago
Great job, I love Reagan as President.
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Jacqueline Kalich
Jacqueline Kalich
5 months ago
Oh, I miss that man.
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S
S
7 days ago
I'm concerned that most of these jokes could be told here soon.
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Youtuber
Youtuber
1 year ago
Haha..this is hilarious... President Reagan really had a great sense of humor!!!!
Don’t Sub 2 Me
Don’t Sub 2 Me
4 months ago (edited)
You can’t go into federal buildings these days in the US
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Ionis Ravell
Ionis Ravell
2 years ago
This is one I heard years ago:
"Comrades! Our economy is booming and our people are getting wealthier every year! Statistically, in a year, every comrade will be able to afford a bicycle. In 5 years, every comrade will be able to afford an automobile, and in 10 years, comrades, we will all be able to afford helicopters!"
"But Comrade Secretary, why would we need helicopters?"
"Because if they deliver toilet paper to Kiev, you'd want to be there first, wouldn't you?"425
Jonathan Chester
Jonathan Chester
1 year ago
Say what you like about Regan, he had heart
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Curt Cour de Lion
Curt Cour de Lion
7 months ago
Man, every Wokist should watch this. It brings back a lot of memories from back in the day when we had real leaders, right was right and wrong was wrong. R.I.P. Mr. President!
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Bee Cee
Bee Cee
2 weeks ago
Legend, great leader.
Stephen Lagan
Stephen Lagan
5 hours ago
God, he was so fucking CUTE, wasn't he??? I mean, he hadn't a Goddamn clue outside of his own country (which probably explains why he is hailed as a God there) but, seriously... has there BEEN one man that has done more damage in one decade than this charming bastard???
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jonathan Beattie
jonathan Beattie
5 days ago
Americans always laugh at other people, never at themselves.
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Gyula Péter
Gyula Péter
1 year ago
Two prisoners chat in communist Hungary in 1952:
- What did yo get?
- 10 years.
- For what?
- For nothing!
- It is impossible! For nothing you should have got 5 years!
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Anna Agon
10 months ago
God bless your spirit, a good man, a typical President USA needed.
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